We’re all familiar with Cristiano Ronaldo’s free-kick routine by now.
The swaggering confidence of a candidate submitting an application video for The Apprentice. The standing stance that’s more in keeping with converting a try at Twickenham. Cheeks puffed and a look of intense concentration that suggests he’s been asked to diffuse a car bomb with his shorts full of cockroaches.
Followed, inevitably, by an effort on goal that keeps the inhabitants of the International Space Station on their toes.
It goes without saying we’re speaking with tongue firmly planted in cheek. But Ronaldo’s terrible effort during Thursday’s 4-0 friendly win over Israel confirmed widely-held perceptions that his free-kick taking is leaving plenty to be desired.
And that’s not all.
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